Copperhead: So when do we do this?
The Bride: It all depends. When do you want to die? Tomorrow? The day after tomorrow?
Copperhead: How about tonight, bitch?
The Bride: Splendid. Where?

“Camice” from a recent calendar shoot.

“Are you kidding? He can do every move I’ve ever done! Do you know
what a good mechanic is worth? You can’t compare that to sex!”
- Jerry Seinfeld

An early conceptual test image from the RTS Vault.
Model: Lorena

“We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm.” – Winston Churchill

“You can’t put your feet on the ground until you’ve touched the sky.” – Paul Auster

“A cloud does not know why it moves in just such a direction and at such a speed…It feels an impulsion…this is the place to go now. But the sky knows the reasons and the patterns behind all clouds, and you will know, too, when you lift yourself high enough to see beyond horizons.” – [...]

“Live fast, die young, leave a good looking corpse.” – Nick Romano, Knock On Any Door
The most complex piece we’ve put together thus far, with almost two dozen separate elements composited together and layers that probably numbered in the hundreds. The model is Ashley Violet, make-up by Mariam Samandi and guest appearances by your two [...]

Mike: Alright, I’ll call the two grand. I’ll gamble. Don’t splash the pot.
Teddy KGB: You’re on a draw, Mike? Go away, this one not good for you. And in my club, I will splash the pot WHENEVER THE F–K I PLEASE.
Our latest, another with the awesome Nicole as the model.

“Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain’t goin’ away.” – Elvis
This is a desk that was given to Elvis as a gift from RCA commemorating the sales of his soundtrack to his 1961 movie, Blue Hawaii. The raised area at the front of it features a [...]